Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Dancing Machine
The Mommy Growl
On another note, I told Paige one day to tell Todd that he was a redneck. She did and I don't think Todd was that pleased. However, now it is a running joke in our house since Paige asks him almost every day if he is a redneck. To get me back, Todd taught Paige to say that I am crazy and do the circle motion around her ears. She thinks all of this is a lot of fun. We are awful!
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Friday, December 26, 2008
Merry Christmas!
Then the fun begins. After we put Paige to bed, we had to assemble the gifts from Santa. Little did I know that I purchased two of the most difficult toys to put together. My Mom, Todd and I stayed up until 2:00 a.m. putting together a beauty salon vanity and a mini-trampoline for Paige's playroom. Yes, I do read reviews but I failed to really pay attention to the assembly drama involved in these.
I bought so many stocking stuffers that I had to fill two stockings for Paige. This really isn't a problem since she actually has 3 stockings. This was the first Christmas that she really understood the concept of Santa or opening gifts so it was really fun. She says "Wow" to everything she opens. It is so sweet. We also made a birthday cake for Jesus and Paige decorated it. She loved doing that. I hope everyone had a blessed Christmas!!
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Happy Thanksgiving
A couple of funny "paige-isms":
1. She has been talking about "chicken legs" for weeks. I have been so confused because we haven't ever given her a drumstick to eat so I didn't know why she was talking about chicken legs. Imagine my surprise when we were driving up to Chick-fil-a and Paige was yelling "chicken leg". What an idiot I am. I can't believe I didn't pick up on that especially since that is the only chicken I can get her to eat.
2. Tonight when I was giving her a bath she was looking at her shadow and waving at it. She said "see my shadow, mommy?" Then she bent over and says "see my bottom, I'm shakin' it."(yes, she was actually shaking it). Of course Todd and I were laughing hysterically which encouraged Paige to do it over and over again. Kids are so funny. I wonder what I laughed at before she was part of our lives??
We are heading to Perryton on Wednesday. It is a much needed break for all of us. Yes, I am even looking forward to it in spite of the very long car ride. Paige and I are flying back on Monday while Todd hunts up there for the rest of the week. I want to wish everyone a very Happy Thanksgiving. I have so much to be thankful for - God has blessed me with a beautiful family, fabulous friends and I have even found a "career" that I enjoy. What more could a girl want?
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
I feel my temperature risin'
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Let's go to the movies
Play date with Halle Marie Frey
Little Miss Manners
On a potty note, Paige went poopy in the potty the other day!! Of course I was making an idiot out of myself congratulating her. Todd came in and did the same thing. I even ended up giving her a chocolate kiss for such an accomplishment. That girl couldn't have cared less. She was pretty much like "what's the big deal?"
Monday, November 3, 2008
Big Girl Bed
Trick or Treat
Kids Say the Darndest Things
1. She rubbed Todd's Mom's legs and said to her, "Memaw - you have whiskers?? Hilarious! I am surprised she has never said this to me before.
2. We have been watching the movie "Cars" a lot lately. Today, on our drive home, Paige was making car noises. I asked her if she was a race car like Lightning McQueen. She told me, "No Mommy, I'm not a race car. I'm a girl, O.K?"
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
5 Little Monkeys
On Saturday, we celebrated Calyn Payne's birthday at Pump It Up! All of the kids had so much fun. It is one of our favorite places. Calyn was adorable and could hardly wait for everyone to sing "Happy Birthday" to her. That evening we went to the Hernandez house to watch the UFC fights. Paige and Jace had a blast taking a bath and playing. Paige introduced Jace to "Madagascar" which she informed me today is her favorite movie. Kelly and I were laughing at her because she says a lot of the lines before the characters do and she acted out parts of the movie. I wish I could have captured how cute those two kids were when we were asking them to pose for pictures. Paige kissed Jace and put her arm around him. You better watch out Todd - we've got a big flirt on our hands. Don't know where she got that!
Today, she was singing "five little monkeys jumping on the bed". When she got to the "no more monkeys jumping on the bed" part, she put her hand on her hip and shook her finger at me. She was very stern and serious. It was hilarious.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Two-Year-Olds!
Paige is always saying funny things. She is talking so much and already asking WHY about everything. I don't know what kind of answers I will be able to come up with when she is 3. Today, we were driving home from work and she asked me to turn the button. Let's assume she was talking about the volume button on the radio. I turned it and she told me, "No Mama, turn it to the right." We have talked about right and left but I really don't know how she knows these things. Then, tonight when I was tucking her into bed she wanted me to pat her. The teachers do this at school during naptime. As I was patting her, I told her to close her eyes and she told me "no Mama, I'm just blinking".
I don't know how many of you watch the show Jon & Kate plus 8 but my Mom thinks that Paige acts like Maddy. She does have those types of meltdowns. It is absolutely incredible. She throws things and walks to the corner, crosses her arms and sticks out her lip. Who knew that my own dramatic tendencies would turn on me in this way?? She has also mastered stalling techniques. We were sitting on the potty forever and I finally told her that we needed to put the book away and take a bath. She decided this was a perfect moment to talk to Mommy in a not very nice way. I reprimanded her and she continued to do it. I asked her if she was trying to get in trouble. As I put her in the bathtub, she curled up her legs and screamed "I'm in trouble. I have to sit in my room. I'm in trouble." That silly girl - willing to do anything to get out of a bath.
I know that all of my funny stories usually involve Paige misbehaving. She is very sweet and polite most of the time. She is going to be a cowgirl for Halloween but I have been wondering if they make the good/evil - angel/devil costume in a 2T. I can't think of anything more fitting.
Monday, October 13, 2008
Horsin' Around

Friday, October 10, 2008
Pictures - finally!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Double Trouble
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Hiccups & Cupcakes
Paige was playing with a cup in the bathtub. She filled it with water and put a hot pink washcloth on top to cover it. She told me that she was making a cupcake. I asked her if I could have a bite. She said, "yes, but it's kinda wet". Too cute!
Potty Training
Ike, Ike Baby
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Things have been great
Everyday on the way home from work we pass a really tall radio tower. I haven't paid that much attention to it but one day Paige says "we can't climb that Mama, it is too tall." Of course I agreed with her and told her that it would be dangerous to climb so high. Now she tries to remember the word 'dangerous' which is adorable.
We have a Cinderella and an Ariel Barbie that you can play with in the bath tub. Paige has been playing with them and having conversations with them. One night, she asked Cinderella if she needed to poop. She lifted Cinderella's skirt to check her diaper and said, " you poop?" After a thorough inspection, Paige came to the conclusion that Cinderella didn't have any "stinkies". Not sure where she got this term but it was funny. She proceeded to wipe Cinderella's bottom and change her diaper. Hopefully, all this bathroom talk means we are closer to being a little more interested in potty training. On that note, let me give her a shout out because she did go pee-pee on the potty at school last week. I am thinking that if she picks it up there we will be able to make more progress at home. I had her in big girl panties today and set the timer to remind me to take her every 20-30 minutes. I was putting laundry away and noticed a big puddle on the floor. You guessed it - she went pee-pee and it didn't seem to bother her one bit. I was certain that the mess would freak her out. Will keep you posted as we progress.
Paige is still doing really well at school. They love her there and always comment on how she follows all of the rules. Let's just say I think she is definitely the teacher's pet. On several occasions when I have picked her up from school, she has informed me that we don't the computer and we don't touch the phone. I can just picture bossy, little Paige telling the other kids that. She definitely needs a sibling. The teacher's pet, rule-follower thing is just another way that she acts like me.
Last night, I was reading Paige a book about rain. I asked her "what do we use to protect us from the rain?" I felt like this was an advanced question and wasn't expecting much of an answer especially since there wasn't even a picture of an umbrella. Paige looked at me and replied, "we go inside". Todd and I laughed hysterically - I never thought she would come up with that one.
Other than that we've just been playing and watching our two favorite movies, Finding Nemo and Madagascar.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Time Out
She has also really been into singing lately. I promise to post it if we actually get a video of her singing. She loves to sing that leap frog song - "the A says aah, the A says aah, every letter makes a sound the A says aah. When Paige sings it "makes a sound" is one word. It is adorable. Tonight when I was reading The Little Mermaid to her, she pointed to the picture of Sebastian and said, "under the sea, under the sea." I was really surprised since we haven't seen the movie in a long time but very proud. Amber and I loved watching The Little Mermaid and we love all of the songs. It looks like Paige loves it also.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Wheatheart Celebration
Saturday we went to the parade. Amber and I were in the parade several times growing up so it was nice to be a spectator. Amber is a professional photographer so she was hard at work capturing the event. If you haven't been to a small town parade, here is a description of the Perryton parade:
-police cars/ambulances/firetrucks (sirens blaring)
-high school marching band followed by flatbed trailer with Varsity Football team
-tractors and other farm equipment
-old cars
-clown, kids on their bicycles
-horses
There were some kids dancing and a couple of actual "floats" which is rare. The parade always ends with the cars that are going to be in the demolition derby. Yes, we have a very white-trash demolition derby. Paige had fun at the parade and even ran out and got the candy they were throwing.
After the parade, we went to the Museum for some hamburgers and homemade ice cream. Most of the games were for bigger kids. Paige decided that she wanted to ride on the ponies. I was really surprised that she was willing to do it since she is apprehensive about the carousel at the mall. She absolutely loved it! We had so much fun. I am sure the Wheatheart Celebration will be an annual trip for us.
Flight to Amarillo
Friday, August 15, 2008
What happened to Sleeping Beauty?
I had two more teachers tell me how happy she is at school and what a joy she is to have. I think that is about 6 different adults that have commented on Paige's fabulous demeanor at school. That makes me super happy. I guess the only person she is feisty with or tests is me. I think that is probably true about most kids, or maybe I should just feel like the chosen one. She tested me a lot this week and when you add that to the sleeping issue, I have not been much fun to be around. There is no doubt in my mind that Todd will definitely agree with that! However, last night Paige and I had a great night together. We enjoyed playing together and neither of us threw any tantrums.
Friday, August 8, 2008
Snip Its
Of course it is a must to ride the carousel at the mall, especially since Snip Its is right next to it. We rode it twice. The first time I put her on a horse that goes up and down. She was really scared but ended up loving it. The second time I told her to pick what she wanted to ride. Guess what my thrill-seeking, adventurous daughter picked....a bench. When I told my Mom and sister this story, they thought it was so funny and they both said "she acts just like you." I think I am even starting to feel sorry for Todd!
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Vagina Monologues
She was so sweet the other night at bed time. She was chasing me with the "tickle bug" (that is how we tickle around here), and then she gave me kisses on my cheeks and eyes. Impossible to resist!
Sunday, August 3, 2008
No, Never!
After the party we went to Chik-fil-a as that seems to be our favorite family "restaurant". We traded in Paige's toy for some ice cream. Todd was trying to get Paige to give him a bite and she told him, "No, Never, Never. I will eat it by myself." Of course we are trying to work on sharing but Todd and I just started laughing. We don't like sharing our ice cream either.
I almost forgot to mention that Paige actually went pee pee in the potty. Before you get all excited, let me explain. We sit on the potty before bath time everyday unless we are having a really bad day. In an effort to get Paige to sit up there long enough for anything to happen, we have been reading books and singing songs. I was reading her a book and I heard that "tinkle" sound. It is so funny to me that this sound could make me so excited. I made a huge deal about it and Todd came in and did the same. Paige seemed somewhat pleased with herself. However, when I finally stopped cheering she just looked at me and told me that I needed to finish the story we were reading.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Scared
Last night she was crying around 1:30. I went in there and she told me she was scared and she pointed to the ties on her bumper. One of them was totally freaking her out. I stuffed it down so she couldn’t see it. Then, she was upset about the untied drawstring on my pants. I tied it and explained to her that it was just to tie Mommy’s pants. She is really a Daddy’s Girl right now so she wanted Todd. I took her to our bed and got her the milk she requested. I don’t know about the rest of you Mom’s out there but when Paige wakes up in the middle of the night, I will pretty much do anything to get Paige to go back to sleep as quickly as possible. She is too smart to just let us rock her back to sleep any longer. However, we are doing our best not to allow her to sleep in our bed even though it is very tempting at times.
Is it possible to be happy and sad at the same time? That is totally how I felt last night. Sad that Paige wanted nothing to do with me as only her Daddy could console her and happy that they went to the couch and I could go back to bed. They ended up falling asleep on the couch together and Todd woke up and put her back in her bed. Hopefully, she won’t have any more nightmares!
Crystal Beach
After nap time, Paige got to ride in the paddle boat with Todd. She seemed to really enjoy that for a while. She kept telling Todd that he needed to go “this way”, which of course wasn’t the way he intended to go. She does this to me every day when we are at intersections during our commute to and from The Woodlands. In fact, I believe tears were shed this morning because I didn’t go the way she wanted me to. The paddle boat ride was cut short because she was tired of wearing the life jacket. Poppa Carl finally made it home from work so we got to spend some time with him. Todd showed Paige some frogs and he picked one up and put it in the grass. Paige was not too happy about this and told all of us “don’t touch the frogs!” I have no idea why she thought it was a bad idea to touch the frogs but I must admit I don’t want to touch them either!
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Creature of Habit
Don't get me wrong she is so sweet and really good most of the time but she can be super feisty! We have been spending a fair amount of time in time-out. The main reason is because we are just not talking very nice to Mommy. So, I put Paige in time-out during one of these meltdowns. While she is sitting there, I can hear her say "I spit", over and over again. I was dying to see what was going on but waited until her time was up. Sure enough my baby girl was leaning over the side of the chair spitting on the floor. I got her a napkin and told her to clean it up and she proceeded to hit the napkin out of my hand. Needless to say, she got to sit in timeout again. After the second time, she willingly cleaned it up.
She is still really enjoying school and she doesn't wear her backpack anymore. In hindsight that major transition only took her a month - that's not so bad! :)
Monday, July 14, 2008
"We can't have this!"
It is difficult to describe how particular and observant Paige is. I think this story may explain her a little better. Our electricity went out yesterday about the time that Paige was waking up from her nap. I heard her talking so I went in there. The first thing she said to me was, "You broke it." I had no idea what she was talking about. Finally, she managed to explain to me that the green light on the camera for our video monitor (it looks similar to the light on a smoke detector and the camera is near the ceiling in her room) was not working. Of course it wasn't working since we didn't have any electricity, I just couldn't believe that she noticed it immediately after she woke up. As she was explaining her annoyance with the situation, she told me - "We can't have this!". Not sure where she learned that but thought it was funny.
I discovered that Paige doesn't understand the word "name". We have been talking about names a lot and I have been telling her that our names are Todd and Abbie. She yells for Todd all of the time since she hears me saying that quite frequently. Todd gets Paige dressed in the morning while I finish getting ready for work. This morning she asked him, "Where's Abbie?" When she finally saw me she said, "Oh hi Abbie."
Thursday, July 10, 2008
I think she likes it!
We received an email from her school yesterday stating that a boy in her class has a confirmed case of the chicken pox. You can imagine that I wasn't surprised when the school called me today to tell me that Paige had some curious spots on her legs. So far they have had 3 cases in the classroom and they have all been really mild. Hopefully, that will be the case for us. I guess that means we are pretty much on lock down all weekend.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
4th of July
We also finally converted her crib into a toddler bed on Thursday. She was really excited about the change. Last night we did our bedtime routine and I told her it was time for bed and she marched into her room and crawled into bed and fell asleep. She hasn't figured out that she can just get out of bed at any time. I am sure it will only be a matter of time before I wake up to little eyes staring at me.
Tonight when we were putting our jammies on I asked Paige for a kiss and she refused. I pretended to cry (this kid is totally going to need therapy) and she told me "Don't worry Mama!" I started laughing hysterically. Needless to say it was much later before I got that kiss. I figure I better get as many as I can before she is way too cool to kiss her Mom.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Paige didn't cry this morning!
Also, she hasn't been wearing her backpack to school but I still take it and hang it on the hook. When I log in to view her online (which can be very addicting), she usually has it on by mid-morning and wears it all day long - even for nap time. I will keep you posted on our progress and hopefully I will post some pictures soon.
FYI...I just logged in to view Paige and she does in fact have her backpack on.